Showing posts with label paperback. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paperback. Show all posts

Friday, 7 June 2013

Fatman's Couch puts The Hitler Diaries to the Burger Test


In a recent Goodreads Giveaway my publisher shipped a paperback copy of The Hitler Diaries off to Canada. In the business of book marketing, publishers and authors have to put themselves out there and many review copies go out. Sometimes you hear back, and sometimes you don't. In this case the result was a perfect match. The Fatman loved The Hitler Diaries and wrote a very insightful review for Fatman's Couch Reviews, giving The Hitler Diaries four and a half burgers out of five.

The story doesn't stop there. To spread the word, Marble City are offering up to five e-book copies of The Hitler Diaries to winning entrants on his website. Go here to enter.
Thanks.

The Hitler Diaries by Jim Williams

Thursday, 11 October 2012

The housemate from hell - her or me?

This short story is based upon true life events. Thanks for reading.

Vendetta
The letting agent arranged a joint viewing of the canal-side property at five o’clock on a Monday afternoon in April.
Take the turn off the Preston Brook main street just after the canal bridge. Then drive down the gravel road, past the derelict rope works. 1 Canalside is the first semi-detached house on the left. The building is in good repair but unfurnished.


I parked a good way up the gravel road, which was more of a path, and approached on foot. A black Volkswagen Golf with darkened windows was in the driveway, a dark shadow of a figure just visible in the driver’s seat.
The first few steps on Canalside put me in a relaxed mood. Birds chirped in a small gated apple orchard that banked the canal. A deep-throated mechanical rhythm came from the mouth of the canal tunnel, just visible beyond Canalside’s seven houses. It increased in volume as the prow of a canal barge emerged from the tunnel, its rope fenders clustered around the long, low steel hull. Foot after foot of red painted steel emerged, a man at the tiller easing off the throttle as the stern cleared the tunnel mouth. He saw me up above the orchard and waved. I returned.
‘Mr Mayes?’ a voice greeted me from behind.
I turned to the speaker and extended a hand. The appearance of the female letting agent escapes my recollection, as does her name. By comparison, the woman who then stepped out of the black Golf, and smoothed her leather skirt, is burnt into my memory.
‘Mr Mayes, this is Ms Doyle. As I explained on the phone, Ms Doyle has first refusal on 1 Canalside as her enquiry was received before yours. On that understanding, and to save time, we’ve agreed to view the property together. Okay?’
We both nodded and Ms Doyle extended her hand to me.
‘Fay,’ she said.
Her hand was cool and wiry.
‘Ger,’ I returned, and let her have the look. What I received back was a once-over that didn’t end until Fay released my hand. First impressions? She was my age or slightly older, perhaps early thirties. Tall, maybe five-seven. Dark, like a gypsy. Unsavoury, like a biker, yet thrilling. Straight away I knew that 1 Canalside was my Hotel California. This could be heaven or this could be hell.

Friday, 22 June 2012

When lunatics fall in love - The Baptist by Ruby Barnes

This Goodreads Giveaway is now over. Thanks to all who entered (1247 people) and the lucky two winners are from Arizona, USA and Yorkshire, UK. Your paperback copies of The Baptist will be winging their way to you this week!

Following the Goodreads Giveaway of Peril (922 people entered for 1 paperback copy and it was won by a very nice young lady in Denmark), it's the turn of The Baptist. 2 paperback copies available of this Ireland-based psychological thriller are available, enter using the box on the right of this page or here.
The Baptist is a very dark and twisted tale of love, sex, insanity and redemption.
But be careful - John Baptist walks on water and he's cleansing a path for the second coming!
Some great reviews so far for The Baptist here.


P.S. the winning copies won't be water damaged.

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Monday, 30 April 2012

Peril - a serious piece of furniture


Peril is one serious wedge of paper. An inch of the sublime, ridiculous and incredible tales of terrible Ger Mayes. Btw, note the Smashwords mug ;-]

Available in all ebook formats and paperback.

(P.S. Ruby is busy working away on the folllow-up)


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Sunday, 1 April 2012

John Baptist practicing his walking on water technique.


As John's preferred MO is drowning he has to perfect his flotation technique. Don't try this at home.

The Baptist available in all ebook formats and paperback. 


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Saturday, 24 March 2012

Peril in paperback

Ruby's degenerate crime fiction Peril is now available in paperback via Marble City Publishing.
My pride and joy measures 8", 5" or 0.9", depending how you look at it
http://www.amazon.com/Peril-Ruby-Barnes/dp/1908943033

Anyone who already has the ebook (17,000 copies out there) can get a discount voucher from me by sending an email to ruby[dot]barnes[at]marblecitypublishing[dot]com


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